The Daily Indigestion - All the News That's Fit to Satirize - Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day with a skewed view and a sharp wit. All original material, nothing recycled.

Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day with a skewed view and a sharp wit. And it's all original material - nothing recycled.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

A Mesopotamian Priest Walks Into A Temple...

Archeological researchers have discovered the world's oldest joke and have traced it back to 1900 BC. Said one researcher, "We always anticipated that we would discover some form of ancient recorded humour. What we didn't expect is that it would start with ‘John McCain is so old...'.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Caffeine Crash

Starbucks announced it will be closing 600 of its worst performing locations. Upon hearing the news, one consumer immediately pointed out the silver lining, saying "They're closing my local Starbucks? Oh well, the extra half-block walk to the next one will be good exercise."
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About this Blog: Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day using the tools of comedy, satire, and humor. All material is original - nothing recycled.