Thursday, October 30, 2008
Just Elect It And Forget It!
Barack Obama appeared in a half hour infomercial paid for by his campaign this past week, marking the first time a presidential candidate has made it an election promise to "Save you time and money, help you burn fat, and keep your meat moist and tender."
Monday, October 27, 2008
Joe The Who?
Joe "The Plumber" Wurzelbacher announced in a radio interview that he would be willing to run for congress in 2010, adding "Unless people completely forget about me and my dime store politics once this election is over - but come on, that's not going to happen, right?"
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
But For Some Reason Blind People Still Think She's A Tool
Politico.com has revealed that the Republican Party spent $150,000 on a makeover and speech lessons for Sarah Palin. Closer analysis of the expenses shows that her new designer wardrobe cost $149,995, while her "speech lessons" only cost five bucks - suspiciously the same amount it costs to rent ‘Fargo' for a weekend
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