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The Daily Indigestion

Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day with a skewed view and a sharp wit. And it's all original material - nothing recycled.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Whoa, A Deer, A Kick-Ass Deer

A wild deer that wandered into the lion enclosure at the Washington DC Zoo, survived being attacked by the lions and managed to escape by jumping into a moat and swimming to safety, was put down by zookeepers today. So you know your favorite grandma who survived World War II, pancreatic cancer, and a bout of pneumonia? Don’t take her to the Washington DC Zoo.

Posted by The Cranky Optimist at 9:39 PM 0 comments
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About this Blog: Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day using the tools of comedy, satire, and humor. All material is original - nothing recycled.