Most Conservative Nut Jobs Just Shoot Their Mouths Off

A Pittsburgh man who was worried that Barack Obama was planning to ban guns, shot and killed three police officers after barricading himself in his home with a massive arsenal of weapons. When asked if he thought that going crazy and single-handedly killing three officers of the law might actually convince many that a ban on guns is a pretty good idea, the man replied “D’oh!”.

A Pittsburgh man who was worried that Barack Obama was planning to ban guns, shot and killed three police officers after barricading himself in his home with a massive arsenal of weapons. The man has been awarded the Chalmers Prize for Ironic Counter-Productivity, joining such previous winners as “Tobacco companies counter smoking bans with new line of extra-cancerous cigarettes”, “Auto manufacturers respond to tougher emission standards by giving 100 orphans medically induced asthma” and “Exxon to refurbish public image after notorious Valdez spill by opening baby seal shooting range.”