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The Daily Indigestion

Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day with a skewed view and a sharp wit. And it's all original material - nothing recycled.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame the Gays

California's State Supreme Court has overturned a ban on same sex unions, paving the way for legalized gay marriage in the state. Christian conservatives are outraged saying, "Okay so we were wrong about the earth being flat, and the geocentric universe, and the Spanish inquisition, and the Crusades, and witches, and evolution, but we are sure about this one. Definitely a sin. I can feel my traditional marriage being threatened as we speak."
Posted by The Cranky Optimist at 1:21 PM
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About this Blog: Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day using the tools of comedy, satire, and humor. All material is original - nothing recycled.