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Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day with a skewed view and a sharp wit. And it's all original material - nothing recycled.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Beat Off The Winter Blahs

In their last shipment of supplies before months of darkness, a skeleton crew of researchers at the Antarctica base station have received 16,500 condoms, described as "a year's supply". Said one surprised mainland scientist "I'm starting to wonder if it's really global warming that's melting the icecaps.", to which one of the skeleton crew replied, "Alright, very funny. I know it seems like a lot of condoms, but seriously, have you seen how many penguins we have down here?"
Posted by The Cranky Optimist at 9:21 PM
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About this Blog: Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day using the tools of comedy, satire, and humor. All material is original - nothing recycled.