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The Daily Indigestion

Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day with a skewed view and a sharp wit. And it's all original material - nothing recycled.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Cheney's WMDs (Weapons Of Moist Decadence)

MSNBC host and liberal commentator Mika Brzezisnski got a surprise today after a package of cupcakes from Dick Cheney was delivered to her on air. The package was accompanied by a note from the former vice president reading: “Hope you like the cupcakes! And there is definitely no Polonium in them. No sir-ee. No Polonium whatsoever. Who said anything about Polonium? I certainly didn’t, so just eat them okay? And burn this note too. But burn it before you eat the cupcakes, because... well just do it. Thanks! Dickey.”

Posted by The Cranky Optimist at 11:56 PM
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About this Blog: Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day using the tools of comedy, satire, and humor. All material is original - nothing recycled.