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The Daily Indigestion

Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day with a skewed view and a sharp wit. And it's all original material - nothing recycled.

Friday, September 12, 2008

It's Not The Size Of Your Rally, It's How You Lie About It

The McCain campaign is being accused of falsely inflating rally attendance figures in order to draw headlines and boost party morale. Many analysts aren't surprised by the accusation, citing the official biography on the McCain website which claims that the senator is "over twelve feet tall, eats fire ants for breakfast, poops rainbows, and was the first man on Mars - but didn't tell anyone because he's just that humble."
Posted by The Cranky Optimist at 2:56 PM
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About this Blog: Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day using the tools of comedy, satire, and humor. All material is original - nothing recycled.