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The Daily Indigestion

Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day with a skewed view and a sharp wit. And it's all original material - nothing recycled.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Oh Yeah? Well Our Guy Clears Brush!

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin saved a TV crew from an escaped tiger by jumping into action and shooting the animal with a tranquillizer gun. In other state-sponsored Russian news, Vladimir Putin has put a blue whale in a headlock, punched out a rhinoceros, shot the wings off of a fly with a magnum, and challenged a horse to a "whose dick is bigger" contest - and won.
Posted by The Cranky Optimist at 2:42 PM
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About this Blog: Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day using the tools of comedy, satire, and humor. All material is original - nothing recycled.