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The Daily Indigestion

Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day with a skewed view and a sharp wit. And it's all original material - nothing recycled.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Black Friday: Not Just An Ironic Historical Allusion Anymore

A Walmart employee in Long Island NY was trampled to death by a rush of customers after he opened the doors for the store's annual Black Friday sale. Said one customer, "At least he died defending our constitutional right as Americans to fight like animals over cheap flat panel televisions at 5 AM."
Posted by The Cranky Optimist at 1:58 PM
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About this Blog: Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day using the tools of comedy, satire, and humor. All material is original - nothing recycled.