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The Daily Indigestion

Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day with a skewed view and a sharp wit. And it's all original material - nothing recycled.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Someone Should Tell Jesus to Get A Haircut

The Pope provoked an angry reaction from the gay and lesbian community after stating in a year-end address that mankind needs to be saved from the "destructive blurring of gender". The pope went on to say "Oh by the way have you noticed my new robe? I picked it up from the embroiderer's this morning. Ooh and I got my red pumps polished too! Sometimes a Pope's just got to spoil herself. Well I'm off to not have sex with a woman. Taa Taa!"
Posted by The Cranky Optimist at 2:54 PM
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About this Blog: Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day using the tools of comedy, satire, and humor. All material is original - nothing recycled.