And Keep Your Eyes Open For Mother Theresa Too

The Washington Post has obtained a copy of the U.S. Terror Watch List and discovered that Nelson Mandela is among those listed as a threat. Although embarrassed, one U.S. State Department official offered an awkward explanation, "I mean this dude basically orchestrated a complete shift of power in a white-dominated, post-colonial, racially-divided country founded on slavery - while he was inside prison! I know I feel threatened by that. I like my government pension, thank you very much." The official was later fired.