Arrest This Development

A new sitcom called "The New Thirty" is being developed as a vehicle for Rosie O'Donnell and Fran Drescher. The bad news: It's going to star Rosie O'Donnell and Fran Drescher. The good news: the US military will finally have an alternative to waterboarding.

A new sitcom called "The New Thirty" is being developed as a vehicle for Rosie O'Donnell and Fran Drescher. At a news conference, the show's producers described it as "a hip, modern, urban comedy about two intelligent and attractive middle aged women", which prompted one journalist to ask "So who do Rosie O'Donnell and Fran Drescher play?".

A new sitcom called "The New Thirty" is being developed as a vehicle for Rosie O'Donnell and Fran Drescher. When the producers were unable to find professional writers willing to pen the first episode, they outsourced the script to a factory in China. The pilot, titled "Much Great Adventure of Cat-Voice and Potato-Face: Funny Housing Arrangement Trouble Yes!", is slated to go into production by mid June.