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The Daily Indigestion

Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day with a skewed view and a sharp wit. And it's all original material - nothing recycled.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Somebody Needs A Time-Out

R&B singer Chris Brown was charged on Thursday with assault and making criminal threats after allegedly beating his girlfriend Rhiana. The police report includes details of Brown repeatedly biting Rhiana, and at one point putting her in a headlock - proving that Chris Brown not only looks like an 8 year old, but fights like one too.


Posted by The Cranky Optimist at 10:29 AM
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About this Blog: Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day using the tools of comedy, satire, and humor. All material is original - nothing recycled.