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A customer complained to staff at a Massachusetts Walmart after he found 10 human teeth stuffed in one of their wallets. When asked if Walmart was attempting to track down the person responsible for the strange incident, a spokesperson replied “Well, we did tell our staff to be on the lookout for any customers missing 10 or more teeth, but that didn’t narrow it down much.”

A customer complained to staff at a Massachusetts Walmart after he found 10 human teeth stuffed in one of their wallets. A spokesperson for Walmart apologized for the incident, saying “We don’t understand how this could have happened. Our quality control department does its best to ensure that every wallet comes with at least 14 human teeth.”

A customer complained to staff at a Massachusetts Walmart after he found 10 human teeth stuffed in one of their wallets. A spokesperson for Walmart apologized for the incident, saying “I can understand that finding human teeth in the change purse of a wallet would be disturbing, and let me be the first to say that our company will no longer accept product returns from the Tooth Fairy.”