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Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day with a skewed view and a sharp wit. And it's all original material - nothing recycled.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Jacko Decides To Take His Own Advice And Beat It

Michael Jackson announced in a press conference today that he will be returning to the stage in a series of high profile concerts that will be the last public performances of his career - causing at least one reporter to exclaim “Holy shit! That mannequin just talked!”

Michael Jackson announced in a press conference today that he will be returning to the stage in a series of high profile concerts that will be the last public performances of his career. In other music news, Joaquin Phoenix announced the details of his very first hip hop concert - also expected to be the last public performance of his career.

Michael Jackson announced in a press conference today that he will be returning to the stage in a series of high profile concerts that will be the last public performances of his career. Jackson didn’t rule out future private concerts, but said he would only consider select events like children’s hospital fundraisers, kids’ birthday parties, the opening of a new playground - you know, innocent stuff like that.


Posted by The Cranky Optimist at 9:10 AM
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