The Pope May Be Old And Feeble, But At Least His Grasp On Logic Is Firm

The Pope has come under fire for comments he made during a recent trip to Africa. While speaking about strategies to combat the AIDS epidemic plaguing the continent, Pope Benedict said “You can't resolve it with the distribution of condoms, on the contrary, it increases the problem.” An aide quickly whispered something in the Pope’s ear, to which he replied “Seriously? I thought AIDS was just the medical term for ‘foreskin dryness’. Boy, I am really not well informed, am I?”

The Pope has come under fire for comments he made during a recent trip to Africa. While speaking about strategies to combat the AIDS epidemic plaguing the continent, Pope Benedict said “You can't resolve it with the distribution of condoms, on the contrary, it increases the problem.”, adding, “As always, I recommend sexual abstinence - because really, why should I have to suffer alone?”

The Pope has come under fire for comments he made during a recent trip to Africa. While speaking about strategies to combat the AIDS epidemic plaguing the continent, Pope Benedict said “You can't resolve it with the distribution of condoms, on the contrary, it increases the problem.” adding, “And as long as I’m on a roll here: the Gays invented cancer, reading Darwin causes blindness, and Protestants are all donkey fuckers. Yeah, that’s right, progressive intellectuals, this Pope has cojones. Bring it on!”