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The Daily Indigestion

Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day with a skewed view and a sharp wit. And it's all original material - nothing recycled.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Those Persistent Palins

Alaskan governor Sarah Palin’s sister-in-law, Diana Palin was arrested this week after breaking in and robbing the same house, not once, but twice. When she was asked why she broke in a second time, Palin answered “Well I wanted to encourage my sister-in-law. Just because you do something stupid and embarrassing once, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try it again. 2012 bitches!”


Posted by The Cranky Optimist at 2:00 PM
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About this Blog: Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day using the tools of comedy, satire, and humor. All material is original - nothing recycled.