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Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day with a skewed view and a sharp wit. And it's all original material - nothing recycled.

Monday, March 16, 2009

The Animators Better Start Learning How To Draw A Training Bra

Nickelodeon, the company behind Dora the Explorer has decided to turn the popular character into a teenager in order to stay relevant to the show’s maturing audience. The transformation is going to be marked by a series of special full length episodes including “Dora Explores French Kissing”, “Dora’s Piercing Gets Infected” and “Dora’s Mom is a Huge Bitch Who Won’t Let Dora Do Anything and Just Doesn’t Understand”.

Nickelodeon, the company behind Dora the Explorer has decided to turn the popular character into a teenager in order to stay relevant to the show’s maturing audience. Good news for all the perverts out there who enjoy masturbating to Dora the Explorer but have always felt a little bit guilty about her age.


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About this Blog: Following in the footsteps of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, and SNL's Weekend Update, The Daily Indigestion takes on the news and entertainment stories of the day using the tools of comedy, satire, and humor. All material is original - nothing recycled.