Turns Out All That Brush He Cleared Was Spotted Owl Habitat

It has been revealed that one of George W. Bush’s last actions as President was to send out a memo to federal agencies instructing them not to bother consulting with wildlife experts before undertaking any projects that might harm endangered species. Bush defended his decision saying “I only issued that memo so the Illinois State Senate could impeach Rod Blagojevic without having to worry about that thing living on his forehead. ”

It has been revealed that one of George W. Bush’s last actions as President was to send out a memo to federal agencies instructing them not to bother consulting with wildlife experts before undertaking any projects that might harm endangered species. In response, Kanye West is already recording a new single, “George Bush doesn’t care about Panda Bears”.