A Basketball Player Being A Douchebag? Now There's A Surprise

NBA star Chris Bosh has come under fire for denying being the father of his ex-girlfriend’s baby and refusing to pay for child support - this despite the fact that he arranged for the fertility drugs that helped his ex-girlfriend get pregnant and a DNA test proving the child is his. Nevertheless Bosh maintained his defence, saying “There is no resemblance between me and that baby. Look at me, I’m six foot ten and 230 pounds. That baby is like a foot and a half tall and five pounds at most. Anybody that thinks that we are related is dumber than Charles Barkley and Shaquille O’Neal put together. I’d call the creature Shaqles O’Kley! Or Charille Barneal! Ooh that one rhymes! I am a fancy man. Who wants to have sex with me? I’ll buy you fertility drugs if you do!”